Fame and popularity has often been luring, with many children dreaming of a day when they would become superstars performing on the silver screen or on stages across the world.
With microphones being the ultimate icon of stage stardom, a parody account, @ISIS_Karaoke, has been created on Twitter depicting what it would have been like if ISIS militants sang their hearts out instead of spreading violent speech. From Aqua to Britney Spears, maybe ISIS militants were destined to bring out their inner pop-star.
The account’s first post saw one glass-wearing, bearded fellow belting out Bee Gees popular song Staying Alive.
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk" pic.twitter.com/GklVAzMs8t
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 16, 2015
The next, depicting the group’s leader Al-Baghdadi, has him passionately singing Madonna’s Like a Prayer.
"Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone, I hear you call my name and it feels like home" pic.twitter.com/K7lTtLArOT
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 17, 2015
In another post, one militant appears confused as to whether he is a boy or not, singing “If I Were A Boy” by Beyonce.
"Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not everybody has got a body like you" pic.twitter.com/WPgQZuYBvA
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 22, 2015
There’s “a madman around”. This man is a Pet Shop Boys fan.
"In a west end town in a dead end world, east end boys and west end girls" pic.twitter.com/PpZRcDz5Xh
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 17, 2015
If John Lenon’s words came true, there would likely have never been an ISIS for this account to even parody.
"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky" pic.twitter.com/zKvUHVtnTS
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 20, 2015
It remains unclear what “milkshake” would refer to for this individual.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours" pic.twitter.com/udIvqmFCsk
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 18, 2015
Imagine if these extremists living in London were behind the hit song “Boom Boom Boom” by the Vengaboys.
"Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room, let's spend the night together from now until forever" pic.twitter.com/t2qZIurceN
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 19, 2015
Dozens of gun-wielding music fanatics stood around to hear this rendition of Katy Perry’s Roar
"I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire, coz I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar" pic.twitter.com/NrkmSu6HlB
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 22, 2015
“You! I wanna take you to a gay bar,” and ISIS are not two phrases that would ever match, due to ISIS’ continued atrocities against accused homosexuals.
"You! I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar" pic.twitter.com/81x2kYgnC1
— ISIS Karaoke (@isis_karaoke) August 23, 2015
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